The Dirty Martini

The Dirty Martini  ~ Charcuterie Board

A little earthy. A little sophisticated. Just like your favorite cocktail.

The Dirty Martini is inspired by the rich colors found in olives, pimentos, and natural stone. Layers of olive green, rust, cream, and champagne shimmer flow through the design in organic agate-inspired bands, while sparkling geode details create depth and dimension throughout the piece.

The result is a tastefully colorful serving board that feels both grounded and luxurious. Whether you’re serving charcuterie, appetizers, or your favorite cocktail garnishes, this one-of-a-kind piece is sure to spark conversation and maybe even leave guests craving a martini.

Handcrafted on a beautiful acacia wood board, The Dirty Martini brings together functional design and nature-inspired artistry for entertaining with style.

Details

• Size: 8” x 21”
• Handcrafted acacia wood charcuterie board
• Original agate-inspired resin artwork
• Olive green, pimento, rust, cream, and champagne shimmer
• Sparkling geode-inspired details
• Food-safe resin finish
• One-of-a-kind piece
• Handmade in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula

Perfect For: 

• Cocktail lovers and entertainers
• Charcuterie and appetizer displays
• Housewarming gifts
• Lake house and cabin décor
• Nature-inspired interiors
• Functional art collectors

Care Instructions

• Designed for serving food, not cutting
• Hand wash resin with mild dish soap and a soft cloth
• Do not soak or place in the dishwasher
• Avoid prolonged exposure to direct sunlight

Part of the Agates & Geodes Collection, The Dirty Martini captures the beauty of layered stone with a palette inspired by olive brine, pimento-stuffed olives, and earthy mineral formations.

Tastefully colorful. Effortlessly sophisticated. And sure to make you thirsty. 😉